Here are some of the really nice SMSs which I have received over the past few months. I don't know whether you all have received some of them too or not. Anyway, I hope you'll all enjoy them!
1.What did Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Just think
Try again
She said, "Aaila! kisi ne meri pocket mar li..."
2.Jab barish hoti hai, tum yad ate ho. Jab kali ghata chhaye, tum yad ate ho. Jab bheegte hai hum, tum yad ate ho. Ab bata bhi do mera umbrella kab wapas karoge!
3.Ek sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui,par uski lash muskurate hui mili. God ne puchha,"Aisa kyun?"
Sardar: Oye, mainu laga koi meri photo khinch raha hai...
4.(kuch kuch hota hai remix): Exam pass aye, dil ghabraye, teacher ne na jane kya paper banaye. Ab to mera pen ruk ruk ke chalta hai, kya karun haaye, kuch nehi aata hai!
5. Sardarji dukhi the, kisi ne puchha, "kyun tension me ho?"
Sardarji: "yaar, ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nehi pa raha hun!"
6. S_nrise
B_tterfly
Pict_re
L_nch
Clo_ds
St_dies
M_sic
S_nday
all are very boring without "U"!
7.Maintain silence for 2 minutes in memory of all those poor mosquitoes who died last night after drinking your blood; they had a diabetes attack because you are so sweet....
8.If you find a friend better than me, i won't stop you, but if that friend leaves u, just look behind. I will be there....To slap and say, "HO GAYI TASALLI!"
9. Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
10. A man ordered soup in a restaurant but found a fly in his soup. He said to the waiter, "Mere soup me ek makkhi hai!" The waiter replied ,"To main kya karun? Main dhaba chalaun ya inhe tairna sikhaun?"
7 comments:
I really liked # 8. And # 10 had a new take than what I had heard earlier. Thanks for sharing.
I've heard most of them. I totally love the first one. I think it's very witty. :)
And #8 is, well, very today's generation, isn't it? The anti-climax makes it one of the funniest in the selection.
I thought you'd never like the kuch kuch remix. :P
#1 and 6 are nice :)
Nothing beats a nice laugh...
Do people really mean what they forward?
Jokes are okay but I get sentimental ones too.
@Woodsmoke
A new take? In what sense?
@Swetank
Yeah, contrary to most 'frienship' messages, #10 really talks about today's generation.
@Rohit
Every student likes the kuch kuch remix.:-)
@SubhadipDa
:-)
@Sujoy
:-D
@Titash
No, not always. Sometimes they forward messages just for the sake of sending messages and keeping in touch with someone.
Even I get sentimental ones but I delete them immediately because I know that in most cases, the people who send them, don't really mean them.
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